if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
|—||Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince (via likeafieldmouse)|
i saw a post that said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for capitalism’ and i thought it said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for cannibalism’ and i was like “buddy, have i got news for you”
Hannibal Meme: Three Relationships [3/3]Do you want to be alone? I don’t want you to answer that. I just want you to think about your answer. I want you to know that I don’t want you to be alone, not now and not ever.
today someone finished their exam half an hour early and just went to sleep on their desk
it made me jealous